T-Shirts

Description: Squishy, slow, and constantly on the verge of a nap, this blob sports a lopsided beanie that’s always a bit too big. Its eyes perpetually closed, it leaves a trail of cozy sighs wherever it blobs. Meet Borlip Drabbin, professional lounger and champion of unfinished thoughts.

Description: With oversized glasses perched on a tiny nose, this scholarly feline surveys the world with curious charm. Its tail blooms in brilliant rainbow fluff, a soft, swirling aurora in motion. Say hello to Ephra Tindlewhim, lorekeeper of forgotten naps and champion of cozy conclusions.

Description: Perched serenely in a steaming bowl of noodles, the white and orange cat gazes forward with derpy eyes, utterly content. Chopsticks rest askew beside it, as though it claimed this spot mid-slurp. Meet Tendo Crispnaps, the culinary nap king of the countertop realms.

Description: Shrouded in neon lines of blue, white, and black, the dog stands silent, head tilted, glowing headphones pulsing like distant signals. Its eyes glint with unknowable thoughts, tuned into a realm beyond sound. This digital sentinel is known only as Vasker Quellbyte.

Description: Perched atop a tall glass filled with a swirling green galaxy, the cat sits in silent triumph. Its eyes half-lidded, tail curled neatly, it radiates serene authority. Nothing could disturb it—not even the cosmos beneath. This cosmic loafer is none other than Clindle Farloop.

Description: With a glare that could split stone, this scrappy dog stands on hind legs, clutching a rusty sword overhead. Its fur bristles, tail raised, and eyes burn with glorious mischief. “I was born for ruckus,” it growls. This fearless rascal is known far and wide as Gritto McSnarl.

Description: Nestled in a nest of soft moss, a round yellow baby bird peeks out with half-lidded eyes, wrapped in a matching yellow scarf that trails like a ribbon. It lets out a tiny peep, content and cozy as if dreaming of endless naps. This mellow fluff is known as Nibbin Tweerly.

Description: Glinting in the sun, a plump golden bird hops from stone to stone, trilling cheerful tunes like it’s rehearsing for a skybound concert. Its feathers seem to hum with joy. Known across the meadows as Peppin Crimley, it insists happiness is best when shared, preferably over pie. After all, who doesn't like pie?

Description: Perched alone on a crooked branch, a slate-blue bird glares at passing clouds. Rain clings to their feathers, though the sky is clear. “I prefer it this way,” they mutter, voice flat. Their name is Tarnish Glimmle, and they are definitely not waiting for you to ask what's wrong.

Description: Perched alone on a crooked branch, a slate-blue bird glares at passing clouds. Rain clings to their feathers, though the sky is clear. “I prefer it this way,” they mutter, voice flat. Their name is Tarnish Glimmle, and they are definitely not waiting for you to ask what's wrong.

Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.

Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.

Description: A derpy looking dog sits beaming, eyes full of delight, gently cradling a sprinkled donut between its paws like sacred treasure. Crumbs dot its fur, joy radiates from every wag. Meet Tibbo Marshpaw, hero of snacks and guardian of sweetness, living proof that happiness can be held.

Description: Standing firm on a snowy ridge, a penguin with a red, white, and blue striped scarf stares into the horizon. Cold eyes burn with purpose. This is Edran Flintmarch, silent revolutionary, patient as ice, ready to topple empires with a flap and a plan. The snow listens. So should you.

Description: Standing firm on a snowy ridge, a penguin with a red, white, and blue striped scarf stares into the horizon. Cold eyes burn with purpose. This is Edran Flintmarch, silent revolutionary, patient as ice, ready to topple empires with a flap and a plan. The snow listens. So should you.

Description: In a sunlit window, three cats perch inside painted pots. An orange cat lounges in a red pot; this is Reni Cobblethorn, noble and nosy. The tan one curls tight in a blue pot sits Mira Feldfinch, silent and sly. And the gray cat, straight-backed in green is Tarn Gristwell, ever the stoic observer.

Description: Serra Daggerford stands tall, her eyes sharp beneath tufted ears. A simple skirt sways as she moves, her small yet steady hands gripping a well-worn sword and shield. She speaks little but acts swiftly, a quiet guardian of forgotten paths. Legends whisper of the day she’ll cross blades with fate itself.

Description: A pink blob with stubby arms and a mischievous glint in its beady eyes, Finkle Bodgerump is a true scallywag. Wrapped in a dark pink scarf, it bounces through life with reckless glee, leaving a trail of harmless chaos. Finkle loves pilfering shiny trinkets and dramatically declaring itself captain of anything remotely boat-like.

Description: A pink blob with stubby arms and a mischievous glint in its beady eyes, Finkle Bodgerump is a true scallywag. Wrapped in a dark pink scarf, it bounces through life with reckless glee, leaving a trail of harmless chaos. Finkle loves pilfering shiny trinkets and dramatically declaring itself captain of anything remotely boat-like.

Description: A sleek black cat sits serenely in a bowl of shimmering constellations and a gentle crescent moon. Their emerald eyes glow softly, lost in cosmic thoughts. Believing the stars hold answers to every question, this celestial seeker finds peace in planetary alignments. Meet Selene Nightbloom.

Description: A cute doggo with a content smile sits proudly inside two oversized donuts — one glazed in chocolate with sprinkles, the other rich with chocolate frosting. Their tail wags lazily, a true symbol of satisfaction. Meet Gordon Sweetleaf, the donut guardian with a heart as full as his belly.

Description: A floppy-eared dog with a goofy grin wears a red and blue cape dotted with white stars. Their wide eyes beam with earnestness as they proclaims, "United we hope, divided we cope!" Meet Dugan Bravestone, the loyal-hearted canine hero who’s a little clumsy but always stands strong for justice.

Description: An intense orange cat, fur ruffled and eyes narrowed, grips a gleaming sword in both paws, poised to strike. They scowl, hissing, "Fight off the corpos!" with fiery defiance. Meet Calderon Thornsteel, the fierce feline warrior of rebellion and justice.

Description: A fluffy dog with golden-white fur proudly balances two donuts held carefully in its paws. Its eyes shine with triumph, tail wagging like a banner of victory. Meet Roderick Brambleton, the fearless donut guardian, determined to protect his sweet prizes.

Description: A small white dog with pointy ears lounges smugly, a fedora tilted just right and dark sunglasses masking their sharp gaze. Their fur gleams pristine, but they smirks knowingly. "What's the best day to sin?" they ask, voice low and gravelly. Meet Orin Greeves, philosopher, rogue, and legend.

Description: A small white dog with pointy ears lounges smugly, a fedora tilted just right and dark sunglasses masking their sharp gaze. Their fur gleams pristine, but they smirks knowingly. "What's the best day to sin?" they ask, voice low and gravelly. Meet Orin Greeves, philosopher, rogue, and legend.

Description: A tiny dog with enormous ears stands proudly, their wiry fur a patchwork of tan, black and gold. A bold black mustache curls above their determined frown, adding gravitas to their otherwise sprightly frame. With a noble air, Merrin Blackthorn patrols their domain, ever vigilant for unseen foes.

Description: An orange cat with wild fur stands firm, holding a sword aloft. Their eyes burn with defiant passion as they declare, "I like swords... and maybe three people!" Their dramatic stance suggests they rehearse this often. Meet Brannock Ironspring, feline warrior of selective affection.

Description: An orange cat with wild fur stands firm, holding a sword aloft. Their eyes burn with defiant passion as they declare, "I like swords... and maybe three people!" Their dramatic stance suggests they rehearse this often. Meet Brannock Ironspring, feline warrior of selective affection.

Description: A chubby, squishy orange blob with too many eyes and a perpetually annoyed frown wobbles over to you, its little arms flailing as it grumbles: "You park like you snort BREAKFAST CEREAL!" Despite its squishy appearance, its judgment is harsh. Meet Tuffin Nerdale, the blob of blunt truth.

Description: A chubby, squishy orange blob with too many eyes and a perpetually annoyed frown wobbles over to you, its little arms flailing as it grumbles: "You park like you snort BREAKFAST CEREAL!" Despite its squishy appearance, its judgment is harsh. Meet Tuffin Nerdale, the blob of blunt truth.

Description: A plump orange cat with a smug scowl prowls the streets as if he owns them. His fur is slightly unkempt, his tail flicks with disdain, and he accepts affection only when bribed with treats. He is known as Harlan Peachind, a name whispered by those who know better than to cross him.

Description: A plump orange cat with a smug scowl prowls the streets as if he owns them. His fur is slightly unkempt, his tail flicks with disdain, and he accepts affection only when bribed with treats. He is known as Harlan Peachind, a name whispered by those who know better than to cross him.

Description: A stout blackbird with ruffled feathers perches atop a fence, wings twitching in frustration. Beady eyes blaze with fury as it squawks to anyone who’ll listen: "The game is rigged!!" The bird’s name is Bertram Grudge, a relentless cynic with a voice like gravel and an uncanny talent for finding fault in everything.

Description: A stout blackbird with ruffled feathers perches atop a fence, wings twitching in frustration. Beady eyes blaze with fury as it squawks to anyone who’ll listen: "The game is rigged!!" The bird’s name is Bertram Grudge, a relentless cynic with a voice like gravel and an uncanny talent for finding fault in everything.

Description: A tabby cat sits motionless, eyes narrowed in dry disapproval. A muted scarf clings loosely around their neck, slightly askew. Their mind simmers with one thought: "Dagnabbit." They are known as Vernon Crag, a stoic feline with the patience of stone and the demeanor of an unimpressed statue.