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Mortimer Driftlock - I'm gonna say Swear Words Tote

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A dour, cute feline sits firmly, chin tucked in defiance of effort. Named Mortimer Driftlock, he radiates disdain for extra steps or flowing paths, claiming contentment in staying exactly where he is. His glare dares anyone to ask him for anything requiring more than minimal exertion, and the threat of spewing swear words.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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