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Feather McConspiracy - Birds Aren't Real Shorts

$23.09

Color: Black

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Meet Feather McConspiracy, a bird sporting a vibrant red beanie cap and a firm belief that Birds Aren't Real. Feather spends their days spreading the word about the avian government conspiracy, armed with pamphlets and a determination to unveil the truth. "Fly Free, Think Feathery!" is their rallying cry, as they navigate the skies with a mix of skepticism and style.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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