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Album: Cats

Clodwyn Bristlequill - Compost the rich. T-Shirt

Description: Clodwyn Bristlequill, a rotund white cat named reclines in a velvet armchair, utterly absorbed in a yellow leather-bound tome. The room smells faintly of parchment and self-importance. Clodwyn wants to tell you that if you want to be efficient, you should COMPOST the rich.

Tags: dismantle systems of oppression, freadom, i read banned books, im with the banned, newdle
Ellric Marnlow T-Shirt

Description: A serene cat with enormous ears and a travel-worn hat lounges beneath a crooked signpost. His eyes gleam with quiet certainty. With a slow blink and a knowing nod, he says, “Not all who wander are lost.” His name is Ellric Marnlow, and he’s been everywhere you haven’t dreamed yet.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Ellric Marnlow - Not all who wander are lost. T-Shirt

Description: A serene cat with enormous ears and a travel-worn hat lounges beneath a crooked signpost. His eyes gleam with quiet certainty. With a slow blink and a knowing nod, he says, “Not all who wander are lost.” His name is Ellric Marnlow, and he’s been everywhere you haven’t dreamed yet.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Sylra Vantrell - Unbothered T-Shirt

Description: She lounges with zero concern, tail flicking to a beat only she hears. Oversized headphones rest snugly on her head, glowing faintly. Eyes half-lidded, she radiates cool detachment, like the world can wait. Her name is Sylra Vantrell, and she answers to no one.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Tarnick Vellrow T-Shirt

Description: A grey and white cat with flat, unimpressed eyes sits stone-still, oversized headphones wrapped around its head like a crown of rebellion. Without blinking, it mutters, “Don’t let the tamed ones tell you how to live.” That’s Tarnick Vellrow, patron saint of silent defiance and unsupervised choices.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Tarnick Vellrow - Don't let the tamed ones tell you how to live. T-Shirt

Description: A grey and white cat with flat, unimpressed eyes sits stone-still, oversized headphones wrapped around its head like a crown of rebellion. Without blinking, it mutters, “Don’t let the tamed ones tell you how to live.” That’s Tarnick Vellrow, patron saint of silent defiance and unsupervised choices.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Snibbin Troutlet T-Shirt

Description: A snow-white cat with squinty eyes and a crooked grin wears a rumpled brown beanie like it’s plotting mild crimes. Its fur is pristine, its manners faultless, but your sandwich is already gone. Meet Snibbin Troutlet, a courteous rascal with napkin etiquette and criminal intent.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Snibbin Troutlet - Polite Menace T-Shirt

Description: A snow-white cat with squinty eyes and a crooked grin wears a rumpled brown beanie like it’s plotting mild crimes. Its fur is pristine, its manners faultless, but your sandwich is already gone. Meet Snibbin Troutlet, a courteous rascal with napkin etiquette and criminal intent.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Bibble Murndew T-Shirt

Description: A round-faced cat with big eyes lounges in a steaming bowl of ramen. Two chopsticks rest askew, ignored. Unbothered, vaguely triumphant, it purrs in blissful stillness. This is Bibble Murndew, patron spirit of accidental comfort.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Mapo Nutterlin T-Shirt

Description: Curled atop a orange doughnut, this ginger tabby naps with one paw draped lazily over the edge. Its fur blends perfectly with the frosted glaze beneath, chest rising slow and steady. Meet Mapo Nutterlin, a cat who dreams in sprinkled swirls and never wakes before noon.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Pebbin Drowsley T-Shirt

Description: With a bright-eyed grin and a bounce in every step, this fluffy cat sports a beanie stitched with a golden crescent moon. Its fur gleams and its tail curls with contentment. Meet Pebbin Drowsley, cosmic napper and moonbeam enthusiast.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Brindle Vexmoor T-Shirt

Description: A grumpy black cat sits with his back turned, oversized headphones snug over his ears, tail twitching in faint annoyance. His fur is sleek and shadowy, and his ears flick at the faintest sound. Even facing away, his disdain is loud. His name? Brindle Vexmoor.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Korra Thimblethorn T-Shirt

Description: A small cat-bunny hybrid stands tall, its long ears twitching beneath a tangle of wind. Wrapped in a crimson scarf, it grips a sword with a rather unique tip, making one wonder about it's viability in combat. Sharp-eyed and unshaken, this tiny cat-bunny radiates fierce charm. Meet Korra Thimblethorn.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Gorbo Nettlepin T-Shirt

Description: A squat feline of considerable girth lounges atop a thick, red book, fur tousled like old moss. Its wide haunches eclipse most of the pages, and it gazes smugly at nothing in particular, as if guarding ancient secrets. This is Gorbo Nettlepin, keeper of naps and forgotten footnotes.

Tags: banned books, dismantle systems of oppression, freadom, i read banned books, im with the banned
Tibbin Merripaw T-Shirt

Description: This cheerful tan-and-brown cat beams with joy, its eyes bright beneath a tiny, knitted beanie perched snugly on its head. Its short tail flicks with excitement as it trots merrily through markets and meadows. Meet Tibbin Merripaw, finder of joy and carrier of cozy tales.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Mirela Shellbound - MerMay 2025 T-Shirt

Description: With a shimmer of sea green scales and soft light purple fur, she glides through kelp forests, her long tail curling behind like a ribbon in the tide. Her fins ripple with grace, her eyes deep as twilight reefs. This is Mirela Shellbound, keeper of shipwreck secrets and tidebound songs.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Scrapnel Dregtail T-Shirt

Description: This scoundrel crouches low, one paw clutching a jagged dagger, the other gesturing toward your coin pouch. With eyes sharp as cut glass and a smirk full of menace, he rasps, “GP or HP. Your call.” Meet Scrapnel Dregtail, the alley’s velvet-footed menace.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Scrapnel Dregtail - Your GP or your HP. T-Shirt

Description: This scoundrel crouches low, one paw clutching a jagged dagger, the other gesturing toward your coin pouch. With eyes sharp as cut glass and a smirk full of menace, he rasps, “GP or HP. Your call.” Meet Scrapnel Dregtail, the alley’s velvet-footed menace.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Zarnel Fatchance T-Shirt

Description: A round cat squeezes into a workout tee two sizes too small, the hem barely clinging to its belly. With a gleam in its eye and a stretch in its hamstrings, it’s ready to move. Its tiny head bobs to an unheard beat. Meet Zarnel Fatchance.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Zarnel Fatchance - Let's get physical. T-Shirt

Description: A round cat squeezes into a workout tee two sizes too small, the hem barely clinging to its belly. With a gleam in its eye and a stretch in its hamstrings, it’s ready to move. Its tiny head bobs to an unheard beat. Meet Zarnel Fatchance.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Vinta Mireling T-Shirt

Description: A tiny black cat perches atop a glass potion bottle. Inside swirls a vivid sky -twilight clouds, starlit winds, and a distant star. Her eyes gleam like obsidian moons, calm yet alert, guarding the bottled horizon. Her name is Vinta Mireling.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Sablethorn Driftmere T-Shirt

Description: A sleek black cat sits motionless atop a potioncup, its gaze fixed on unseen realms. Within the cup, a crescent moon and scattered stars drift lazily across dark liquid. Silent and eternal, it watches. Their name is Sablethorn Driftmere.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Merribrook Quickthorn T-Shirt

Description: A wild-eyed cat clutches a shining sword, fur standing on end, tail lashing. "I am a warrior worth a thousand!" they roar, voice echoing against ancient stones. Sparks dance at their feet as they stand defiant. Their name is Merribrook Quickthorn.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Merribrook Quickthorn - I am a warrior worth a thousand. T-Shirt

Description: A wild-eyed cat clutches a shining sword, fur standing on end, tail lashing. "I am a warrior worth a thousand!" they roar, voice echoing against ancient stones. Sparks dance at their feet as they stand defiant. Their name is Merribrook Quickthorn.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Nyxle Everdrip T-Shirt

Description: A sleek black cat curls inside a porcelain cup brimming with a potion that mirrors constellations across its surface. Above, tiny stormclouds drift, weeping starlit rain into the brew. Her eyes shimmer like twin novas. Her name? Nyxle Everdrip, keeper of celestial secrets in teacup tides.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Crindle Varnyx T-Shirt

Description: Eyes sharp and glinting with forbidden schemes, this soot-furred menace lounges in the center of a frosted doughnut like it owns the world. It dares you with a grin: don’t listen, don’t behave, don’t you dare follow the rules. Meet Crindle Varnyx, your new bad idea in cat form.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Crindle Varnyx - disobey T-Shirt

Description: Eyes sharp and glinting with forbidden schemes, this soot-furred menace lounges in the center of a frosted doughnut like it owns the world. It dares you with a grin: don’t listen, don’t behave, don’t you dare follow the rules. Meet Crindle Varnyx, your new bad idea in cat form.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Ephra Tindlewhim T-Shirt

Description: With oversized glasses perched on a tiny nose, this scholarly feline surveys the world with curious charm. Its tail blooms in brilliant rainbow fluff, a soft, swirling aurora in motion. Say hello to Ephra Tindlewhim, lorekeeper of forgotten naps and champion of cozy conclusions.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Tendo Crispnaps T-Shirt

Description: Perched serenely in a steaming bowl of noodles, the white and orange cat gazes forward with derpy eyes, utterly content. Chopsticks rest askew beside it, as though it claimed this spot mid-slurp. Meet Tendo Crispnaps, the culinary nap king of the countertop realms.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Clindle Farloop T-Shirt

Description: Perched atop a tall glass filled with a swirling green galaxy, the cat sits in silent triumph. Its eyes half-lidded, tail curled neatly, it radiates serene authority. Nothing could disturb it—not even the cosmos beneath. This cosmic loafer is none other than Clindle Farloop.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Sorrel Vexley T-Shirt

Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Sorrel Vexley - Hey you!! Compliment me!! T-Shirt

Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Reni Cobblethorn, Mira Feldfinch and Tarn Gristwell T-Shirt

Description: In a sunlit window, three cats perch inside painted pots. An orange cat lounges in a red pot; this is Reni Cobblethorn, noble and nosy. The tan one curls tight in a blue pot sits Mira Feldfinch, silent and sly. And the gray cat, straight-backed in green is Tarn Gristwell, ever the stoic observer.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Selene Nightbloom - Astrology is my therapy. T-Shirt

Description: A sleek black cat sits serenely in a bowl of shimmering constellations and a gentle crescent moon. Their emerald eyes glow softly, lost in cosmic thoughts. Believing the stars hold answers to every question, this celestial seeker finds peace in planetary alignments. Meet Selene Nightbloom.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Calderon Thornsteel - Fight Off Corpos T-Shirt

Description: An intense orange cat, fur ruffled and eyes narrowed, grips a gleaming sword in both paws, poised to strike. They scowl, hissing, "Fight off the corpos!" with fiery defiance. Meet Calderon Thornsteel, the fierce feline warrior of rebellion and justice.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Brannock Ironspring T-Shirt

Description: An orange cat with wild fur stands firm, holding a sword aloft. Their eyes burn with defiant passion as they declare, "I like swords... and maybe three people!" Their dramatic stance suggests they rehearse this often. Meet Brannock Ironspring, feline warrior of selective affection.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud

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