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Album: Cats

Dravien Steelmantle - If you ever feel safe...just know that I'm out there. T-Shirt

Description: A fierce striped cat with blazing orange eyes grips a sword, glaring forward with chilling intensity. "IF YOU EVER FEEL SAFE…" The cat muses, "JUST KNOW THAT I’M OUT THERE." Their name is Dravien Steelmantle.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Caliora Hearthpine T-Shirt

Description: A small dark cat with a splash of orange on its face and tail sits proudly with eyes closed. It wears a purple knit hat topped with a fluffy pom. “My ex is my BIGGEST FAN.” they muse, chuckling. Their name is Caliora Hearthpine.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Caliora Hearthpine - My ex is my BIGGEST FAN. T-Shirt

Description: A small dark cat with a splash of orange on its face and tail sits proudly with eyes closed. It wears a purple knit hat topped with a fluffy pom. “My ex is my BIGGEST FAN.” they muse, chuckling. Their name is Caliora Hearthpine.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Nispin Hearthvale T-Shirt

Description: A soft gray-striped cat sits calmly with eyes closed, wearing a big cozy hat. Perched on top is a tiny round orange creature, almost like a cheerful guardian. The cat radiates warmth and serenity, while its little companion adds a spark of playful charm. Their name is Nispin Hearthvale.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Selric Mellowmere T-Shirt

Description: A soft brown cat with darker ears and tail sits serenely with eyes closed, wearing bright red headphones that glow warmly against its fur. The creature looks lost in sound, radiating calm and quiet joy. Their name is Selric Mellowmere, a gentle soul who drifts on endless melodies.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Venton Spriggletuft T-Shirt

Description: A tall cream-and-brown cat with spots stands proudly, eyes closed and mouth curved in a sly smile, while a round yellow hat creature sits atop its head like a hat. “SMUG LIFE” is not only their motto, but their lifestyle. This confident duo belongs to the one and only Venton Spriggletuft.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Venton Spriggletuft - SMUG LIFE T-Shirt

Description: A tall cream-and-brown cat with spots stands proudly, eyes closed and mouth curved in a sly smile, while a round yellow hat creature sits atop its head like a hat. “SMUG LIFE” is not only their motto, but their lifestyle. This confident duo belongs to the one and only Venton Spriggletuft.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Brambleby Cozytail T-Shirt

Description: A fluffy black and white cat with an orange knitted hat grins with tiny fangs showing and cheek blush. “God is pretty creative." they say. "I mean, look at me.” The cheerful feline radiates confidence and charm. This charming little creature is named Brambleby Cozytail.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Brambleby Cozytail - god is pretty creative. i mean, look at me. T-Shirt

Description: A fluffy black and white cat with an orange knitted hat grins with tiny fangs showing and cheek blush. “God is pretty creative." they say. "I mean, look at me.” The cheerful feline radiates confidence and charm. This charming little creature is named Brambleby Cozytail.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Marmick Fernlow T-Shirt

Description: A chubby grey cat named Marmick Fernlow sits proudly, wearing a bright red beanie that snugly holds a round, golden creature on its head. The cat’s cheeks are rosy, its eyes closed in calm delight. “This shirt has a subscription fee.”

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Marmick Fernlow - This shirt has a subscription fee. T-Shirt

Description: A chubby grey cat named Marmick Fernlow sits proudly, wearing a bright red beanie that snugly holds a round, golden creature on its head. The cat’s cheeks are rosy, its eyes closed in calm delight. “This shirt has a subscription fee.”

Tags: newdlebob, cat memes, newdle, oh lawd he comin, newdlebobs
Barlow Keenwhit T-Shirt

Description: A round orange tabby cat, wearing headphones, raises its paws in blissful focus, eyes closed in pure concentration. “I'm in my FLOWSTATE.” they say with a hint of determination. It radiates calm confidence and total immersion.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Barlow Keenwhit - I'm in my flowstate. T-Shirt

Description: A round orange tabby cat, wearing headphones, raises its paws in blissful focus, eyes closed in pure concentration. “I'm in my FLOWSTATE.” they say with a hint of determination. It radiates calm confidence and total immersion.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Bellamy Fernvale T-Shirt

Description: A soft pink cat with green eyes and a red berry and leaf by its ear stands in a green dress adorned with leaf motifs and a red bow. Calm text reads, “I hope those emails don’t find you. I hope you’ve escaped and now you’re free.” Their name? Bellamy Fernvale, Email Avoider.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Bellamy Fernvale - I hope those emails don't find you. T-Shirt

Description: A soft pink cat with green eyes and a red berry and leaf by its ear stands in a green dress adorned with leaf motifs and a red bow. Calm text reads, “I hope those emails don’t find you. I hope you’ve escaped and now you’re free.” Their name? Bellamy Fernvale, Email Avoider.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Tormin Noodlebrae T-Shirt

Description: A plump, smug calico cat named Tormin Noodlebrae lounges in a giant red ramen bowl, noodles swirling and chopsticks leaning on the edge. "Don't be the bigger person." they say wisely. "Be the bigger problem."

Tags: be the bigger problem, become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Tormin Noodlebrae - Don't be the bigger person. Be the bigger problem. T-Shirt

Description: A plump, smug calico cat named Tormin Noodlebrae lounges in a giant red ramen bowl, noodles swirling and chopsticks leaning on the edge. "Don't be the bigger person." they say wisely. "Be the bigger problem."

Tags: be the bigger problem, become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Marnin Toodlewhip T-Shirt

Description: A round-faced cat with a sunset-orange patch wears a pink cat-eared hat and smiles gently. “Wishful thinking?” they say wistfully. “No, I do not wish for thinking.” This cat's name? Marnin Toodlewhip, Master of Pink Hats.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do not wish for thinking
Marnin Toodlewhip - Wishful thinking? No, I do not wish for thinking. T-Shirt

Description: A round-faced cat with a sunset-orange patch wears a pink cat-eared hat and smiles gently. “Wishful thinking?” they say wistfully. “No, I do not wish for thinking.” This cat's name? Marnin Toodlewhip, Master of Pink Hats.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do not wish for thinking
Cosmo Rippletail T-Shirt

Description: A glass cup holds a swirling galaxy of vibrant blues, purples, and pinks. Stars glitter like sugar sprinkles, and a tiny black cat named Cosmo Rippletail sits calmly on a stream of cosmic milk winding through the cosmos, as if pondering the universe.

Tags: newdlebob, newdle, powered by coffee, newdlebobs, eat the rich
Cinter Voidtone T-Shirt

Description: Cinter Voidtone, a shadowy cat with piercing red eyes, glares forward, encased in massive, glowing headphones. Its fur fades from smoky charcoal to ghostly gray, pulsing with quiet menace. The neon crimson accents suggest it's tuned in to something far beyond mortal comprehension.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Mallowdrip Cuddlegrin T-Shirt

Description: A chubby white cat with pink accents smiles sweetly, wrapped in a floral scarf. Surrounded by cheerful blossoms, it beams in fake happiness. “My main export is Crippling Depression.” they say before giving a big sigh. Their name? Mallowdrip Cuddlegrin.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, crippling depression, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Mallowdrip Cuddlegrin - My main export is Crippling Depression. T-Shirt

Description: A chubby white cat with pink accents smiles sweetly, wrapped in a floral scarf. Surrounded by cheerful blossoms, it beams in fake happiness. “My main export is Crippling Depression.” they say before giving a big sigh. Their name? Mallowdrip Cuddlegrin.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, crippling depression, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Brindlefuzz Oathgrip T-Shirt

Description: Brindlefuzz Oathgrip, a determined orange cat clad in a black cloak, clutches a silver sword, eyes wide with solemn courage. “You have my sword.” they say, determined with awesome valor. Small but unshaken, it radiates knightly resolve as if ready to defend realms both real and ridiculous.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Brindlefuzz Oathgrip - You have my sword. T-Shirt

Description: Brindlefuzz Oathgrip, a determined orange cat clad in a black cloak, clutches a silver sword, eyes wide with solemn courage. “You have my sword.” they say, determined with awesome valor. Small but unshaken, it radiates knightly resolve as if ready to defend realms both real and ridiculous.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Crindle Vexpin T-Shirt

Description: A stern orange tabby with dark markings lounges inside a takeout coffee cup, wearing squared red sunglasses like it's owed royalties. This is Crindle Vexpin, enforcer of rest breaks, caffeine rights, and general unbothered energy across all realms.

Tags: eat sleep coffee repeat, first i drink the coffee, highly caffeinated, i live my life one coffee at a time, life begins after coffee
Brimley Sootnose T-Shirt

Description: A wide-eyed cat with a black muzzle and tan fur wears a rust-orange beanie with antlers. “Your lack of empathy is not a flex.” They say, eyes wide with knowledge and understanding. This is Brimley Sootnose, silent judge of bad takes and unearned arrogance.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Brimley Sootnose - Your lack of empathy is not a flex. T-Shirt

Description: A wide-eyed cat with a black muzzle and tan fur wears a rust-orange beanie with antlers. “Your lack of empathy is not a flex.” They say, eyes wide with knowledge and understanding. This is Brimley Sootnose, silent judge of bad takes and unearned arrogance.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Branok Irontuf T-Shirt

Description: A stern, round cat glares with burning orange eyes, gripping a longsword upright with tiny yet determined paws. “Pick up your blade.” they say sternly. This is Branok Irontuft, a silent guardian with the fury of ancient battles burning beneath his fur.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Branok Irontuft - Pick up your blade. T-Shirt

Description: A stern, round cat glares with burning orange eyes, gripping a longsword upright with tiny yet determined paws. “Pick up your blade.” they say sternly. This is Branok Irontuft, a silent guardian with the fury of ancient battles burning beneath his fur.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Riona Emberveil T-Shirt

Description: A fierce cat hero stands with a golden sword raised high and a round wooden shield at the ready, dressed in a simple tunic and blue skirt. A green slime companion smiles beside them. “Laugh in the face of god and government.” they declare confidently.Their name? Riona Emberveil, the one who laughs.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Riona Emberveil - Laugh in the face of god and government. T-Shirt

Description: A fierce cat hero stands with a golden sword raised high and a round wooden shield at the ready, dressed in a simple tunic and blue skirt. A green slime companion smiles beside them. “Laugh in the face of god and government.” they declare confidently.Their name? Riona Emberveil, the one who laughs.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Tigbit Leafhelm T-Shirt

Description: Round orange stripe-kitty hunkers low, cheeks flushed, green leaf perched as a ritual cap. Brows knit; tail curled under. Watching everything, plotting snack taxation and quiet vengeance for stolen treats. Their name? Tigbit Leafhelm, and they were born to be silly but they're mad at social injustice.

Tags: become ungovernable, but im mad at social injustice, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Tigbit Leafhelm - Born to be silly, but I'm mad at social injustice. T-Shirt

Description: Round orange stripe-kitty hunkers low, cheeks flushed, green leaf perched as a ritual cap. Brows knit; tail curled under. Watching everything, plotting snack taxation and quiet vengeance for stolen treats. Their name? Tigbit Leafhelm, and they were born to be silly but they're mad at social injustice.

Tags: become ungovernable, but im mad at social, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Miso Bramblewhisk T-Shirt

Description: A plump calico cat named Miso Bramblewhisk lounges blissfully inside a ramen bowl, noodles dangling from its tiny mouth as it indulges without guilt. “Eat ramen and sin.” he declares. Its cheeks glow with smug delight as it conquers its ultimate craving.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Miso Bramblewhisk - Eat ramen and sin. T-Shirt

Description: A plump calico cat named Miso Bramblewhisk lounges blissfully inside a ramen bowl, noodles dangling from its tiny mouth as it indulges without guilt. “Eat ramen and sin.” he declares. Its cheeks glow with smug delight as it conquers its ultimate craving.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want

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