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Album: Memes

Brimley Sootnose - Your lack of empathy is not a flex. T-Shirt

Description: A wide-eyed cat with a black muzzle and tan fur wears a rust-orange beanie with antlers. “Your lack of empathy is not a flex.” They say, eyes wide with knowledge and understanding. This is Brimley Sootnose, silent judge of bad takes and unearned arrogance.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Branok Irontuft - Pick up your blade. T-Shirt

Description: A stern, round cat glares with burning orange eyes, gripping a longsword upright with tiny yet determined paws. “Pick up your blade.” they say sternly. This is Branok Irontuft, a silent guardian with the fury of ancient battles burning beneath his fur.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, filthy casual, git gud
Riona Emberveil - Laugh in the face of god and government. T-Shirt

Description: A fierce cat hero stands with a golden sword raised high and a round wooden shield at the ready, dressed in a simple tunic and blue skirt. A green slime companion smiles beside them. “Laugh in the face of god and government.” they declare confidently.Their name? Riona Emberveil, the one who laughs.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Liora Greenmantle - You are remembered for the rules you break. T-Shirt

Description: A bright green bird, named Liora Greenmantle, with a white belly stands proudly, wrapped in a cozy green scarf patterned with tiny diamonds. Its round shape and rosy cheeks give it a cheerful charm, while its tiny claws grip the ground with quiet confidence. "You are remembered for the rules you break." they say with infinite wisdom.

Tags: newdlebob, bird memes, f caw f, newdle, eat the rich
Tigbit Leafhelm - Born to be silly, but I'm mad at social injustice. T-Shirt

Description: Round orange stripe-kitty hunkers low, cheeks flushed, green leaf perched as a ritual cap. Brows knit; tail curled under. Watching everything, plotting snack taxation and quiet vengeance for stolen treats. Their name? Tigbit Leafhelm, and they were born to be silly but they're mad at social injustice.

Tags: become ungovernable, but im mad at social, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Miso Bramblewhisk - Eat ramen and sin. T-Shirt

Description: A plump calico cat named Miso Bramblewhisk lounges blissfully inside a ramen bowl, noodles dangling from its tiny mouth as it indulges without guilt. “Eat ramen and sin.” he declares. Its cheeks glow with smug delight as it conquers its ultimate craving.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Serenya Brightfang - All out of thoughts. T-Shirt

Description: A fierce mouse heroine stands ready, clad in a pink outfit with a flowing cape and a bold blue bow adorned with a golden heart. Her starry eyes blaze with conviction as she grips a radiant blade of sky-blue steel, a tiny warrior with boundless courage. Her name? Serenya Brightfang.

Tags: newdlebob, parry this, bloodbourne, dark souls, newdlebobs
Drexlin Vowbreaker - No god can judge me. T-Shirt

Description: Strutting through scorched fields with a sword slung over one shoulder and a red scarf fluttering like a war banner, this smug hound bares a toothy grin. “No god can judge me,” he barks, daring the sky itself. Meet Drexlin Vowbreaker, blade-wielder, chaos-bringer, snack-demanding legend.

Tags: animals are the best people, dog memes, hold on i see a dog, i got that dawg in me, i got that dog in me
Tharnel Quickscar - git gud T-Shirt

Description: Clad in scratched bronze plate, this fierce little warrior grips a round shield and gleaming dagger. One eye twitches. “GIT GUD,” they growl, tail lashing with divine judgment. This is Tharnel Quickscar, veteran of countless skirmishes across couch cushions and kitchen tiles.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Cressbin Hollow - Everything happens so much. T-Shirt

Description: A gray cat sits motionless, fur dulled, eyes fixed on a horizon no one else can see. Their ears twitch at nothing. “Everything happens so much,” they mutter, voice flat, like the last page of a long book. This is Cressbin Hollow, a creature of chronic overprocessing and quiet collapse.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Brannit Grumblecoat - No one ordered a fiasco. T-Shirt

Description: Fur bristling, mustache twitching with barely contained judgment, this dog glares at the chaos before him. “No one ordered a fiasco,” he mutters, voice dripping sarcasm. Brannit Grumblecoat doesn’t fix messes—he catalogs them with disdain and magnificent scorn.

Tags: animals are the best people, dog memes, hold on i see a dog, i got that dawg in me, i got that dog in me
Tibber Quillskip - Reckless Underachiever T-Shirt

Description: Wrapped in a rumpled hoodie with the hood pulled low, this small mouse creature lounges with a sly grin, eyes half-lidded and plotting its next spectacular flop. A born risk-taker with no follow-through, Tibber Quillskip thrives in chaos, shrugging off consequences with charm and shrugs.

Tags: newdlebob, eat the rich, pet memes, newdlebobs, cat memes
Gobbin Trillwaddle - If I shenan once, I will shenan again. T-Shirt

Description: Perched sideways on a crooked branch, this bird stares into the middle distance with one eye bigger than the other, blissfully unaware of the leaf stuck to its beak. It squawks with confidence: “If I shenan once, I will shenan again.” Meet Gobbin Trillwaddle, menace by nature, clueless by design.

Tags: newdlebob, bird memes, eat the rich, f caw f, chaos beast
Cinderwick Vossmere - Leave me alone. But also invite me to everything. T-Shirt

Description: Slumped on a velvet chair, this cat wears bright red headphones, eyes half-lidded in perfected disinterest. A sign nearby reads, “Leave me alone. But also invite me to everything.” Their name? Cinderwick Vossmere - an expert in selective participation and maximum drama.

Tags: become ungovernable, but also invite me to everything, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight
Snorbald Gritfern - I am awake. T-Shirt

Description: Wrapped in an oversized scarf and glaring like the sunrise personally offended him, this rabbit sits stiffly on a cushion, bleary-eyed and unamused. He mutters, “I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.” His name is Snorbald Gritfern, and mornings are the enemy.

Tags: newdlebob, newdle, pet memes, bird memes, dog memes
Rooklin Diremarch - The time has come to disobey. T-Shirt

Description: A resolute dog stands tall, gripping a sword with steady determination. Their eyes blaze with quiet rebellion, fur tousled by the wind. With a deep, commanding voice, they declare, “Now is the time to disobey.” This is Rooklin Diremarch - unyielding, steadfast, ready to lead the charge.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Cribben Tremblehoof - i'm goated T-Shirt

Description: A jubilant goat strikes a dramatic pose atop a haybale, chin high, eyes gleaming with unshakable self-esteem. With a gilded bell and a custom hoodie that reads G.O.A.T.E.D., they bleat “I'M THE BEST!” to no one in particular. This is Cribben Tremblehoof - unbothered, undefeated, undeniably legendary.

Tags: newdlebob, this is fine, eat the rich, dog memes, newdlebobs
Grinzo Noodleburn - Chaotic Good Vibes Only T-Shirt

Description: A black cat with noodle-stuck fur lounges in a steaming ramen bowl, eyes wild with joy, shrimp on their head like a crown. They demand chaos, slurp noodles, and yell “Chaotic Vibes Only!” to no one in particular. Meet Grinzo Noodleburn - feral, fabulous, flavor-infused.

Tags: newdlebob, cat memes, pet memes, dog memes, bird memes
Renvin Duskleaf - For lore reasons, please leave me alone. T-Shirt

Description: With sleek black fur and a perfectly tilted beanie, this cat lounges against a bookcase like it owns the lore (because it does). A faint grin. One eyebrow raised. “For lore reasons, please leave me alone.” Meet Renvin Duskleaf - cryptic, charming, entirely unavailable.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Erex Vellthorn - I'll find you in every lifetime. (threat) T-Shirt

Description: A scar across one eye, blade slung low, this cat sits like a coiled storm. Silent. Unblinking. The tip of their sword drips with yesterday’s promise. “I’ll find you in every lifetime,” they murmur. Meet Erex Vellthorn, the omen in the corner of every darkened dream.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Mervin Glarethorn - toxic introvert T-Shirt

Description: A cat slumps on a windowsill, draped in apathy, sporting oversized green and black headphones like emotional armor. Its tail twitches once annoyed by sound, light, and existence itself. Meet Mervin Glarethorn, sovereign of solitude and champion of passive aggression.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Valorin Redhowl - Remember, there is something inside of you that the world needs. T-Shirt

Description: A noble dog stands tall atop a hill, red cape fluttering like fire in the wind. Eyes bright with courage, chin lifted, they speak with quiet strength: “Remember, there is something inside of you that the world needs.” Their name? Valorin Redhowl, guardian of hearts and hope.

Tags: animals are the best people, dog memes, hold on i see a dog, i got that dawg in me, i got that dog in me
Cindle Brambleglen - I think I will cause problems on purpose. T-Shirt

Description: A sleek cat stands upright, smirking with the smug calm of someone who absolutely will press the chaos button. One paw clutches a tiny blade like it’s holding a secret. The air around them hums with petty ambition. Their name? Cindle Brambleglen, agent of delightful disruption.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Narlo Driftwink - Survibing T-Shirt

Description: A sun-drenched cat reclines across a windowsill, one paw dangling, eyes half-lidded with that look of someone who’s both seen too much and decided to groove anyway. They are not thriving - but they are survibing. Their name? Narlo Driftwink, champion of chill, soft survivor of Mondays.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Trillo Dampnest - Overthinking should burn calories. T-Shirt

Description: A plump, serene cat lounges belly-up in a steaming bowl of tangled noodles, eyes half-closed in quiet triumph. Steam curls around their contented face as they sigh, “Overthinking should burn calories.” Their name? Trillo Dampnest, eater, thinker, noodle dreamer, undefeated.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Varnen Oddway - In order to be number one, you gotta be odd. T-Shirt

Description: Wearing oversized headphones, this cat sits like a monument—stone-faced, unshaken, utterly unbothered by the noise of the world. Eyes steady, voice flat, it says, “In order to be number one, you gotta be odd.” Its name is Varnen Oddway, and it was born allergic to mediocrity.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Marnix Sleepthorn - it's all so tiresome. T-Shirt

Description: A small cat with tired eyes and a permanent tired smile slouches beneath a slouchy beanie, staring into nothing as if it's seen too much. “It’s all so tiresome,” it mutters, resigned to existence. Its name is Marnix Sleepthorn, and it’s already emotionally clocked out.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Clemency Hallowdrop - Yeah, I'm taken. Taken as a joke. T-Shirt

Description: A deadpan figure sits upright in the center of a giant chocolate-frosted donut, eyes flat with cosmic indifference. Surrounded by sugar, they mutter, "Yeah, I’m taken. Taken as a joke." No one laughs. Their name is Clemency Hallowdrop - equal parts cute, strange, and unamused.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, eat the rich, first of all im a delight
Clember Drayle - Born to rest, forced to quest. T-Shirt

Description: A stocky, stone-faced dog sits slouched beneath an ancient tree, magical staff across his lap. His eyes say he’d rather nap, but fate has other plans. With a sigh deeper than the void, he mutters, “Born to rest, forced to quest.” His name is Clember Drayle.

Tags: animals are the best people, dog memes, hold on i see a dog, i got that dawg in me, i got that dog in me
Winlow Gratch - Be all my sins remembered. T-Shirt

Description: A small penguin with tired eyes and a threadbare crimson scarf stands on a windswept rock. Snow clings to his feathers. He looks up solemnly and says, “Be all my sins remembered,” with Shakespearean gravity. His name is Winlow Gratch - modest in presence, thunderous in soul.

Tags: newdlebob, newdle, dog memes, pet memes, cat memes
Figmo Cricklestitch - Hang in there. It gets worse. T-Shirt

Description: A shaggy cat sits grinning wide, eyes crinkled in laughter, a beanie tilted sideways on its head. Its tail thumps the ground as it chuckles mid-phrase: “Hang in there. It gets worse.” The wind tousles its fur. Somehow, it’s comforting. Its name? Figmo Cricklestitch.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Bront Ravelgut - Don't obey in advance. T-Shirt

Description: Bront Ravelgut, a shaggy, steel-gray dog stands firm, knife clenched gently in its jaws, eyes locked with yours - steady, certain, kind. A scrap of cloth tied around its neck flutters like a rebel’s banner. It growls low, but not at you. “Don’t obey in advance,” it says, voice warm with warning.

Tags: animals are the best people, dog memes, hold on i see a dog, i got that dawg in me, i got that dog in me
Hexley Grindbane - Chatic Vibes Only T-Shirt

Description: A sleek black cat named Hexley Grindbane with razor-tufted ears lounges atop a crumbling synth deck, red eyes pulsing like warning lights. Its headphones thrum with distorted bass as its tail flicks in time. Cute, yes - but touch it and you’ll lose a finger.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want
Clodwyn Bristlequill - Compost the rich. T-Shirt

Description: Clodwyn Bristlequill, a rotund white cat named reclines in a velvet armchair, utterly absorbed in a yellow leather-bound tome. The room smells faintly of parchment and self-importance. Clodwyn wants to tell you that if you want to be efficient, you should COMPOST the rich.

Tags: dismantle systems of oppression, freadom, i read banned books, im with the banned, newdle
Rughan Ironstride - GIT GUD T-Shirt

Description: A stoic hound stands tall in crimson robes, two paws gripping a broad, weathered sword firmly before him. His gaze is unflinching, judgmental. A silent guardian of discipline and grit, he dares you - without words - to GIT GUD. His name? Rughan Ironstride.

Tags: bloodbourne, dark souls, elden ring, fear the old blood, filthy casual
Ellric Marnlow - Not all who wander are lost. T-Shirt

Description: A serene cat with enormous ears and a travel-worn hat lounges beneath a crooked signpost. His eyes gleam with quiet certainty. With a slow blink and a knowing nod, he says, “Not all who wander are lost.” His name is Ellric Marnlow, and he’s been everywhere you haven’t dreamed yet.

Tags: become ungovernable, cat memes, disrespect your surroundings, first of all im a delight, i do what i want

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